Hello. My name is Grace Larson, and I am an over-packer.
It’s a condition I’ve been living with my whole life. Anyone
who has traveled with me knows this already. Going on a three day trip? I pack
for ten days. As a worrier with packrat genes, it’s kind of the perfect storm
for wanting to bring everything I own with me every time I travel. I have a
strong urge to be over-prepared for every possible situation, and an
unstoppable biological anxiety that drives it. What if it rains? What if it’s
cold? What if the hotel has a pool? What if I need band-aids, or a travel
sewing kit, or extra batteries, or a wine corkscrew??
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| My "maybe" pile has gotten pretty big. |
The fact that I have an interest in fashion only compounds
the matter. I have not yet mastered the art of buying basics that can be mixed
and matched, so my wardrobe is very outfit-based. These shoes can go with these
jeans but not that dress. This cardigan looks great with this tank top but not
that shirt. Et cetera. This sets up unfavorable odds for packing lightly. I
might have made some progress un-doing this bad habit, but when I was about 12
I learned the Rick Steves-approved method of rolling (come on, folding is so “free-checked-bag” ago), and instead
I found a new way to shove even more things into my suitcase. I’m more or less
a professional at it now.
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| Rolled, not folded. |
This trip, however, was going to be my greatest challenge
yet. Three months abroad, ten countries, vastly different climates, countless
planes, trains, & automobiles. Traveling in a new country – without knowing
the language – while jetlagged – is stressful enough, without schlepping around
half your bodyweight in high-waisted shorts and open-toed flats. So this trip
was going to be different. I had a lot further to travel and no family members
to discard overflow items onto. I was going to be a practical, resourceful
traveler that wears zip-offs (shorts and pants in one!) and Merils (comfortable
and sturdy). I was going to make Rick Steves proud.
…….
I tried really hard, I did. I carefully belabored over my outfits.
I created a flow chart. I packed and unpacked and packed again. I was making
progress, and eliminating redundancy and bulk…. And then I discovered air-tight
travel bags…. And suddenly I can fit that extra skirt and another button-up. It
was a slippery slope that landed me back at square one, and I shamefully
indulged.



Fuck yeah.
ReplyDeleteZIP-OFFS l o l that's the funniest joke i've ever heard
ReplyDeleteI like the drawing. You shoulda got that wardrobe App I've got.
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